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Maison - The Showbar
Date: Saturday 8th November 2003
Address:
The Showbar, Bournemouth Pier, Pier Approach, Bournemouth, Dorset
Occurrence: Fortnightly
Hours: 9.30pm - 3am
Ticket Price: £9
Genre: House
Dress Code: N/A
Capacity: TBC
Line-Up: Cliff Lay (5 Hr Set)
I don’t think even Cliff Lay himself would argue too much if I said that on paper, this wasn’t the most startlingly ‘must see’ event Maison has put on this year. What started as a little mouse in the world of House has quietly amassed huge acclaim and can now boast one of the most consistently quality DJ line ups in the country. If we trace a role-call back through the calendar it would read like a checklist of British talent, and this was confirmed when DJ Magazine announced that Maison would be short-listed for ‘Best Club in the South’ in this year’s roll of honour. The mouse has well and truly donned his best velvet suit and shades, and now salsa’s with clubbing’s coolest cats. This month, however, it fell on the decidedly mouse-like shoulders of the club’s co-promoter to provide a whole night’s worth of entertainment, and satisfy a crowd that now quite rightly expects only the very best from a chilly Saturday night by the pier. What Lay proved was that no matter how big the names are that grace the decks from time to time, it is a quality resident that not only acts as the foundation to a successful club night, but also sets the tone for the whole music policy behind it.

What is so brilliant about this fortnightly event - and crucial to it’s success - is that the music has always remained the most important factor. It may not be the biggest, or the best venue in the country, but it is cool, intimate, and unique enough to capture the funky fun that is the spirit of Maison, and keep it firmly rated above it’s tiring and obese Dorset competitor, Slinky, despite being a third of the size and lacking all of the dangling sparkly things and lasers. And Lay turned on a fantastic display, that left the punters (oh, sorry, did I call those pseudo-classy Bournemouth types punters? I meant to say well dressed disco connoisseurs) salivating for more. It was (without sounding too gooey) a text-book night out. The club was quieter than normal, but still brimming with energy, and Lay took the mood in a number of directions – starting deep, moving to progressive, and building up to a pumping, jacked-up crescendo, with a spattering of well chosen crowd pleasers from the likes of Kelis, Chemical Brothers, and Prince thrown in for good measure. There literally was not a dull tune in the whole 5 hour set.

A few may be disappointed by the 3am eviction time when compared to some of the Capital’s venues, or those oop north, but it was a refreshing change for this adopted Londoner to go back to his home town and actually quit a night out while he was ahead for once. There was not a walking corpse, lunatic reprobate, or shivering trout in sight at the close of play, and we walked out with fitness levels high, and brains bulging with short, sweet memories (ok, I’m elaborating, but it was an improvement on the traditional spirit-crushing end of night shuffle). In fact, everything about Maison says less is more. It’s a small venue, a short night, but like an a-la-carte dish, that’s what makes it taste so good (although I don’t condone a-la-carte meals – they’re a ridiculous waste of money). And it was epitomised by resident mouse Cliff Lay, who will surely emerge from beneath the shadow of his creation, and hopefully at the same meteoric rate. Oh, to witness him donning his own velvet suit and shades, dancing a mincing waltz with the A-list DJ Cats would be a sight indeed.

Venue: 8
Music: 10
Crowd: 9
Sound System: 8
Total: 35 / 40

Rating: Gold Award
Review written by: Antony Ireland anthony@uk-cl.co.uk
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