Uk-Clcom
Last Updated 18.03.03
Menu
Index
UK Club Directory
UK Club Round Up
Dance Festivals
Arena Tours
Ibiza Information
Club Reviews
Club Pictures
Album Reviews
News
Competitions
UK-CL Radio
Message Board
Interactive Items
Mobile Phone
Links
Games
Mailing List
Site Info
Contact
Search
Add to Favorites
Set as Homepage
Club Reviews
The Lemon Grove
Date: 30th October 2002
Address:
The Lemon Grove, Cornwall House, Exeter University
Occurrence: One Off
Hours: TBC
Ticket Price: £9
Dress Code: None
Genre:
Capacity: TBC
Line-Up: Timo Mass
The Lemon Grove: haven of misbehaviour, r'n'b, poptatsic pap, crappy chat up lines and binge drinking. How could that be made into a credible dance arena? This was the challenge facing the Beatz and Bobz promoters.

From the minute that this hack walked in, it was obvious that the night was not going to be another bog standard affair however. For a start there was only one rugby shirt in the entire place and the decorations looked great. Was this really the Lemon Grove? The main room was lined by black drapes with brightly coloured shapes that draped off the walls, illuminated by UV and wide-angle light projectors. White throws were stretched out from the centre of the room, whilst the banners of the promoters hung large either side of the decks. What is more the decks were raised up on a stage, making the DJ more of a focus that the usual booth allows.

The crowd was a pleasant mixture of Exeter's clubbing folk, young and old; a few of the visibly alternative students, Cavern regulars and a few of the much welcome and obligatory crusties. It felt like a normal club, not the Lemmy. By 9:30 the glow sticks were out already as they grooved to the sounds of Leon Alexander, one of Hope recordings head honchos and Timo's mate.

Alexander played a selection of deep, throbby, tribal breaks and house, a touch on the progressive tip, that went down well. And as for the man himself? Put it this way, as one quoted as saying, "Ya, I guess I'm pretty funky for a blonde German", he did not disappoint. Timo had a whole new sub genre of dance music named after him ("wet and hard") which only makes sense when you hear him DJ. The music ranged remixes of the classic disco track "I feel love" by Donna Summer via some other familiar house fodder mixed with a choice selection of acapellas as well as his own new material too.

Last week Timo was voted number 57 in the worlds DJ's top 100 and he obviously knows how to work a crowd. True to form it went down a treat. Even as he signed bits and pieces for a very excitable crowd, as well as shaking countless sweaty mits, he continued to mix royally and all with his inimitable Germanic grin. What is more the other music editorial staff, none of whom could be described as massive dance fans, were difficult to find all night, stuck right in the middle of the mayhem, grinning inanely.

As drunkenness set in and notes of the evening got sketchier and sketchier only one thing stood out the next day from the end. In big big letters, "F***IN JOKER!!!" underlined and circled in triplicate. Ah yes! That German humour and his wide grin. As he dropped a mix of "Flash Gordon" by Queen just near the end half the crowd just looked very confused, but the other half were doubled up
with laughter. An inspired moment indeed.

Venue: 9
Music: 8
Crowd: 7
Sound System: 8
Total: 32/ 40

Rating: Silver Award

Review written by: Charlie Clover charlie@uk-cl.co.uk
No part of this website can be reproduced without prior consent.
Copyright © UK-CL 2003, All rights reserved.